Feeling very Miami Vice today

Feeling very Miami Vice today

I SAID.. I want to FUCK a BEE

I SAID.. I want to FUCK a BEE

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Dirty mirror MySpace photo.

Dirty mirror MySpace photo.

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So far today, two little foreign ladies have come into the office and said “oooh, very sexy today!”
Not quite the work attire look I was going for. Duly noted.

So far today, two little foreign ladies have come into the office and said “oooh, very sexy today!”
Not quite the work attire look I was going for. Duly noted.

I do wear pants! And red pants at that

I do wear pants! And red pants at that

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Expendable clothes might be the best thing to have in your closet. Took the scissors to the shirt this morning. Tada!

Expendable clothes might be the best thing to have in your closet. Took the scissors to the shirt this morning. Tada!

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I officially declare this “No Pants” week

I officially declare this “No Pants” week

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